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gomugomunowin[Hi Discedo. Today on the network, you have Luffy again. He has a serious look on his face, as though contemplating something. What a shock. He turns to the cameraa and speaks.]
Hey, I've got an important question.
[Wow, he looks serious. Obviously, this is something important.]
What does "seducing" mean? [..................or not.] I was talking with Japan about it, but I still don't get it. --ah, maybe I shouldn't have said that......
Hey, I've got an important question.
[Wow, he looks serious. Obviously, this is something important.]
What does "seducing" mean? [..................or not.] I was talking with Japan about it, but I still don't get it. --ah, maybe I shouldn't have said that......
XDDD
Date: 2011-09-04 07:41 am (UTC)Are you sure?
8DDDD
Date: 2011-09-04 07:44 am (UTC)/sobs
Date: 2011-09-04 07:49 am (UTC)He's an island country. As a pirate I feel it's my solemn duty to take fullest advantage of that with Ace's help.
[Oh God. Just.... shut up Marco.]
And as a Whitebeard pirate I'll protect the ports from all other invaders.
/is just dying
Date: 2011-09-04 07:54 am (UTC)So it is good then! You're protecting him! [LUFFY......NO, HE'S.........screw it, why is this not d_m.]
OTL
Date: 2011-09-04 07:59 am (UTC)But it's not the same way I protect the rest of my nakama. So don't confuse it for that. It's a corruption, make no mistake.
[And he says it so blase...]
but it's so beautiful.......
Date: 2011-09-04 08:01 am (UTC)How? [....fuck.]
orz orz orz
Date: 2011-09-04 08:08 am (UTC)[... Certain exceptions regarding what your idea of family is; countries, and certain animal species aside.]
Also I'd kill anyone who tried to corrupt Haruta. I guess trying to seduce her I could live with because it'd be her choice, but you're not seducing anyone you protect because you aren't trying to corrupt them or ask them out on a date.
....okay not beautiful, but damn hilarious.
Date: 2011-09-04 08:19 am (UTC)What's "sex"?
/sobs FOREVER
Date: 2011-09-04 06:29 pm (UTC)/sobs with oh god why
Date: 2011-09-04 06:33 pm (UTC)Same with seducing?
idefk orz
Date: 2011-09-04 06:37 pm (UTC)it just keeps going downhill
Date: 2011-09-04 06:40 pm (UTC)So how do you seduce someone? [....]
Yup
Date: 2011-09-04 06:46 pm (UTC)Different people have different techniques. And it's different depending on who you're trying to seduce and into doing what.
/sighs
Date: 2011-09-04 06:51 pm (UTC)Hmmmmm......how about it I was trying to get someone to give me meat?
OTL
Date: 2011-09-04 06:55 pm (UTC)[And Marco legitimately pauses to think this over for a bit.]
You wouldn't be seducing them. And if you used that term when you just wanted meat, they'd think you wanted a different kind of sex, not food.
SO MUCH
Date: 2011-09-04 07:00 pm (UTC)Hmm...okay! So I can't use it when I want food. So what can I use it for?
akljdaskljd
Date: 2011-09-04 07:10 pm (UTC)Marco would be the best sex ed teacher ever
Date: 2011-09-04 07:12 pm (UTC)Marco, you gotta teach me how to seduce someone! [AND HE IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, WHAT THE HELL.]
/SOBBING FOREVER
Date: 2011-09-04 07:18 pm (UTC)Besides... that's not something that can get taught.
PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
Date: 2011-09-04 07:23 pm (UTC)Why can't you teach it?
:3
Date: 2011-09-04 07:30 pm (UTC)Besides I'm bad at teaching things. [Gives up and completely goes for broke. Luffy you won't being seeing Marco for quite some time after this.] Go ask Ace, he considers himself an expert at it. Just don't tell him I told you to ask him. And don't use it on me.
I COULDN'T BREATHE WHEN I SAW THAT
Date: 2011-09-04 07:38 pm (UTC)[And he still won't know it's his fault.] Got it! Ace is that good at it?
/headdesk
Date: 2011-09-04 07:43 pm (UTC)Yeah... Ace is good at it sometimes without even meaning to.
idefk anymore
Date: 2011-09-04 07:48 pm (UTC)Wow, that's cool!
Ditto, ditto times a million
Date: 2011-09-04 07:53 pm (UTC)Right, it can't be used for fighting. I guess it could be used to get allies, but remember, it's a double-edged sword like that. If you use it a lot, you get weaker to it too.
yes. so much.
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