[002 - video/action for Spero] Luffy's so screwed

[gomugomunowin]

[Hi Discedo. Today on the network, you have Luffy again. He has a serious look on his face, as though contemplating something. What a shock. He turns to the cameraa and speaks.]

Hey, I've got an important question.

[Wow, he looks serious. Obviously, this is something important.]

What does "seducing" mean? [..................or not.] I was talking with Japan about it, but I still don't get it. --ah, maybe I shouldn't have said that......

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Huh. All right. [Sees the France thread... decides to mess back with Japan again.] You could ask France to teach you.

[He is only willing to suggest this because he thinks Luffy will fail no matter what. Also, doomed either way.]

[straw_hat]

Yeah, but Japan won't let him! He says your explanation was enough.

[Marco, you are such an ass, why are you alive.]

[fierybluebird]

[Right???]

Ask him if he's jealous of your raw natural talent.

[straw_hat]

[I will fucking end you later, Marco.]

--eh? For what, seducing?

[fierybluebird]

[Ace will beat everyone else to it, no doubt.]

[However, Luffy saying that gives him the chills. Just. No. Luffy... no.]

No. As I said, it's not your style, Pistol. You're not interested in sex, and if you just want to use it to get food, there are other ways that are far better suited to you, eh.

[straw_hat]

[Wanna bet.]

[And that gives Luffy a confused look.] Well, yeah. All I have to do is tell Sanji to make me something.

So what do i have natural talent for?

[fierybluebird]

Being you.

[straw_hat]

....I don't get it.

[fierybluebird]

Don't worry about it Pistol.

[straw_hat]

[Shrugs.] If you say so.

[fierybluebird]

Aye, I do.

[straw_hat]

[He's still confused, but whatever.]

[fierybluebird]

[Ace's problem now. >:)]

[straw_hat]

[Yeah, but then Ace is gonna be your problem.]

[fierybluebird]

[Ace is always his problem.]

[straw_hat]

[A lot more this time, though.]

[fierybluebird]

[Quite probably.]

[straw_hat]

[More like definitely.]

[fierybluebird]

[He'll survive.]

[straw_hat]

[Yeah, say that when you're not burned to a crisp, okay.]

[fierybluebird]

[Marco is made of fire :| And has control over his haki. He's not worried. XD]

[straw_hat]

[......But Ace. When he's really pissed.

That's like the end of the world or something.]

[fierybluebird]

[True, but he'll chance it.]

[straw_hat]

[You do that, and Luffy'll be faaaaaaaar away from it.]