gomugomunowin | [002 - video/action for Spero] Luffy's so screwed

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[002 - video/action for Spero] Luffy's so screwed

[Hi Discedo. Today on the network, you have Luffy again. He has a serious look on his face, as though contemplating something. ~~What a shock.~~ He turns to the cameraa and speaks.]

Hey, I've got an important question.

[Wow, he looks serious. Obviously, this is something important.]

What does "seducing" mean? [..................or not.] I was talking with Japan about it, but I still don't get it. --ah, maybe I shouldn't have said that......

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[You know what Luffy? If you weren't the cutest little brother in the world other than maybe Chopper, he'd kind of hate you right now. Instead... he's just wondering why he put himself through all that.]

Are you sure?

Yeah! You're doing something fun with someone you like, right? I just didn't get the "invade the ports" part.

[THIS FACE FOREVER :| AND EVER :|]

He's an island country. As a pirate I feel it's my solemn duty to take fullest advantage of that with Ace's help.

[Oh God. Just.... shut up Marco.]

And as a Whitebeard pirate I'll protect the ports from all other invaders.

[8DDDDDDDD]

So it is good then! You're protecting him! [LUFFY......NO, HE'S.........screw it, why is this not d_m.]

Yes.

But it's not the same way I protect the rest of my nakama. So don't confuse it for that. It's a corruption, make no mistake.

[And he says it so blase...]

....eh? It is? [Don't ask, don't ask, don't ask, don't ask...]

How? [....fuck.]

You don't have sex with everyone you protect. Or try to. And you definitely don't have sex with family.

[... Certain exceptions regarding what your idea of family is; countries, and certain animal species aside.]

Also I'd kill anyone who tried to corrupt Haruta. I guess trying to seduce her I could live with because it'd be her choice, but you're not seducing anyone you protect because you aren't trying to corrupt them or ask them out on a date.

[He looks completely confused here.]

What's "sex"?

That thing people do to have offspring, and sometimes just for fun.

So it's something just for friends, not family?

Same with seducing?

Yes. Kind of... You could try to seduce someone into doing something they don't want to, but it doesn't work on family and since it's that whole "corrupting" thing you wouldn't want to.

Huh....okay! I get it now! [Thank GOD that's over.]

So how do you seduce someone? [....]

[Still doesn't believe him.]

Different people have different techniques. And it's different depending on who you're trying to seduce and into doing what.

[H-he does kinda get it, though....]

Hmmmmm......how about it I was trying to get someone to give me meat?

[Shocking.]

[And Marco legitimately pauses to think this over for a bit.]

You wouldn't be seducing them. And if you used that term when you just wanted meat, they'd think you wanted a different kind of sex, not food.

[Isn't it.]

Hmm...okay! So I can't use it when I want food. So what can I use it for?

I honestly don't think you can Luffy. It's just not your style. You'll have to leave it up to Sanji.

Eh!? Sanji can do it, but I can't!?! That's not fair!

Marco, you gotta teach me how to seduce someone! [AND HE IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, WHAT THE HELL.]

Luffy, if Ace is likely to kill me just for having this conversation can you even think of what he'd do if I tried to teach you that?! Because... really I can't. And I don't even want to think of what Nami would do to me for it.

Besides... that's not something that can get taught.

Is it that bad!? And Nami's not here!

Why can't you teach it?

It's a technique so powerful that if you used it, it could destroy whole worlds.

Besides I'm bad at teaching things. [Gives up and completely goes for broke. Luffy you won't being seeing Marco for quite some time after this.] Go ask Ace, he considers himself an expert at it. Just don't tell him I told you to ask him. And don't use it on me.

So it's even more powerful than haki!?!

[And he still won't know it's his fault.] Got it! Ace is that good at it?

Sometimes... I know a certain haki expert is very susceptible to it. [Omfg Marco if you think Ace would kill you for the rest of this...] But you can't quite use it on the battlefield, as it can take a very long time and is usually better when focused on one person.

Yeah... Ace is good at it sometimes without even meaning to.

Really? Who? Hmmmmm......so I can't use it for fighting.

Wow, that's cool!

I'm not at liberty to say, but that's why he runs off with dozens of different women.

Right, it can't be used for fighting. I guess it could be used to get allies, but remember, it's a double-edged sword like that. If you use it a lot, you get weaker to it too.

XDDD

8DDDD

/sobs

/is just dying

OTL

but it's so beautiful.......

orz orz orz

....okay not beautiful, but damn hilarious.

/sobs FOREVER

/sobs with oh god why

idefk orz

it just keeps going downhill

Yup

/sighs

OTL

SO MUCH

akljdaskljd

Marco would be the best sex ed teacher ever

/SOBBING FOREVER

PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

:3

I COULDN'T BREATHE WHEN I SAW THAT

/headdesk

idefk anymore

Ditto, ditto times a million