[002 - video/action for Spero] Luffy's so screwed

[gomugomunowin]

[Hi Discedo. Today on the network, you have Luffy again. He has a serious look on his face, as though contemplating something. What a shock. He turns to the cameraa and speaks.]

Hey, I've got an important question.

[Wow, he looks serious. Obviously, this is something important.]

What does "seducing" mean? [..................or not.] I was talking with Japan about it, but I still don't get it. --ah, maybe I shouldn't have said that......

Comments

[straw_hat]

[HE WILL ALWAYS LIE FOR HIS FRIENDS, OKAY.]

H-he never said he was......[STILL NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT AND WHISTLING.]

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

((SUSPECTS NOTHING.))

Hmh. Curious. Perhaps Japan himself should be asked.

[straw_hat]

[......is he seriously buying this OH MY GOD. I have never seen that happen before.]

Yeah! You should ask him! He won't really tell me anything.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

((HE'S TOO HONEST TO SUSPECT NON-NATIONS.))

I really doubt he would tell me anymore than he might tell you, we're hardly friends.

[straw_hat]

[....HOW CAN HE BELIEVE THIS OBVIOUS LYING.]

Well, I just met him, so he might tell you more.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

((HE THOUGHT WEARING GLASSES WAS A GOOD DISGUISE IF THAT GIVES ANY IMAGES. AND DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ENGLAND UNTIL HIS ITALIAN HAIR CURL FELL OUT...))

I'm at war with his allies.

[straw_hat]

[AH, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.]

--eh!? Why!?!

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Why?

Well it's simple.

((It's anything but simple. Germany makes a legitimate pause. WHY IS HE AT WAR WITH JAPAN....))

England sent a formal request for Japan to assist him in a war against me.

[straw_hat]

[WW1 in a motherfucking nutshell.]

...but why do they want a war in the first place?

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

I think England just wanted in on the action. It would have been very simple had he just kept his nose out of our business.

[straw_hat]

Sounds pretty stupid.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Pretty stupid is an understatement, but you have your mind on the right track. Complications, complication.

[straw_hat]

If you don't have a good reason, don't do it. [Says the guy who went to war against the World Government. TWICE.]

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Yes! Finally, someone with some sense. ((They are. one in the same.))

[straw_hat]

--hell, you never told me the reason. [Well.....Luffy kinda had a reason? Saving his friends and family and all.]

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

For what?

[straw_hat]

That you're all fighting!

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well. Serbia shot and killed an Austrian prince.

[straw_hat]

....what the hell does that have to do with you guys?

[WW1 YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH.]

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

((YOU'RE TELLING ME.))

Ah, well Austria is my ally, so it only made sense that I went to his aid when Austria requested... well, an apology from Serbia, you could say.

[straw_hat]

If all you wanted was an apology, why the fuck are you starting a war!?

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

I didn't want the apology, I only wanted to help an ally, and I hardly wanted war to begin. As for Austria and Serbia: Austria took a very reasonable ultimatum upon Serbia due to what had happened in order to maintain peace and avoid war. Serbia complied to everything except one, which was the investigation into what had happened the day of the shooting, with Austrian officers so to assist in the cause. When Serbia outright rejected such a reasonable offer, Austria was completely outraged. The whole mess would have been extinguished then and there if Serbia had complied to such a simple request.


((blah i screwed up with the Prince bit before, I meant the archduke was shot. Whatever, nobody liked him anyway.))

[straw_hat]

You guys have too much complicated shit going on.

[Psh, I don't really care. WW1 was a bitch, anyway.]

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Ye-es. I'm not sure any of us saw it coming until it was already too late.

((part of why i love it (8 ))

[straw_hat]

Geez, you guys are stupid.