[002 - video/action for Spero] Luffy's so screwed

[gomugomunowin]

[Hi Discedo. Today on the network, you have Luffy again. He has a serious look on his face, as though contemplating something. What a shock. He turns to the cameraa and speaks.]

Hey, I've got an important question.

[Wow, he looks serious. Obviously, this is something important.]

What does "seducing" mean? [..................or not.] I was talking with Japan about it, but I still don't get it. --ah, maybe I shouldn't have said that......

Comments

fiiiend

[fierybluebird]

Oh... good... I think...

[No... no he doesn't think it's good at all.]

yeeeeees

[straw_hat]

Nami always said it's good to learn stuff.

[Of course it's not good.]

orz

[fierybluebird]

Yes well, that depends on what you do with it.

>:D

[straw_hat]

Really?

O:)

[fierybluebird]

Definitely.

O:<

[straw_hat]

Like how?

[fierybluebird]

Ignorance is sometimes bliss Luffy.

[straw_hat]

You're telling me I don't need to know?

[fierybluebird]

That's not something I can decide for you. You have to figure it out for yourself, eh.

[straw_hat]

Hm.....not sure I get it, but okay!

And thanks for telling me all this stuff!

[fierybluebird]

Don't mention it.

[Like no seriously, the sooner he can forget, the better.]

[straw_hat]

--oh, I guess I shouldn't tell Ace any of this, too?

[Since, you know, YOU'VE TOLD HIM NOT TO TELL ACE ANYTHING.]

[fierybluebird]

You'll pretty much have to tell him in order to ask him how to seduce someone... so good luck with that.

[straw_hat]

All right! I'll ask him later.

[FML SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.]

[fierybluebird]

Oh, is he asleep again?

[straw_hat]

I don't think so. I don't know where he is.

[fierybluebird]

Huh. All right. [Sees the France thread... decides to mess back with Japan again.] You could ask France to teach you.

[He is only willing to suggest this because he thinks Luffy will fail no matter what. Also, doomed either way.]

[straw_hat]

Yeah, but Japan won't let him! He says your explanation was enough.

[Marco, you are such an ass, why are you alive.]

[fierybluebird]

[Right???]

Ask him if he's jealous of your raw natural talent.

[straw_hat]

[I will fucking end you later, Marco.]

--eh? For what, seducing?

[fierybluebird]

[Ace will beat everyone else to it, no doubt.]

[However, Luffy saying that gives him the chills. Just. No. Luffy... no.]

No. As I said, it's not your style, Pistol. You're not interested in sex, and if you just want to use it to get food, there are other ways that are far better suited to you, eh.

[straw_hat]

[Wanna bet.]

[And that gives Luffy a confused look.] Well, yeah. All I have to do is tell Sanji to make me something.

So what do i have natural talent for?

[fierybluebird]

Being you.

[straw_hat]

....I don't get it.

[fierybluebird]

Don't worry about it Pistol.