[001 - video, in spero]

[gomugomunowin]

[When the feed first switches on, it's at angle, coming from the ground. A rather angry teenager is shown, kicking pebbles around the empty streets. He looks around at the delapidated buildings around him, and huffs.]

What the hell's up with this stupid place?! I gotta get back to Fishman Island and kick Hordy's ass!

AND MY CREW'S NOT EVEN HERE, WHAT THE HELL'S UP WITH THAT!?!?!??! [In his anger, Luffy punches a nearby wall, leaving large cracks, and eventually crumbles. He pouts angrily before perking up.]

I know! I'll just take a look from one top of the buildings! [He bends forward, putting his arms behind him and grinning widely.]

YOSH!!!! Gomu Gomu no..........ROCKET! [He swings his arm in front of him, reaching for the top of a nearby building. But rather than having his arms shoot toward the roof, they didn't stretch at all, and instead fell flat on his face. He laid still for a few moments before jerking up, even angrier tha before.]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? WHY CAN'T I USE MY GOMU GOMU POWERS!?!?!?!??!

Comments

[straw_hat]

..............the he'll does that have to do with anything?!?!?!?

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

YoUr PoWeRs!
It'S aLl LiKe
MiRaClEs AnD sHiT.
yOu GoTtA bElIeVe!

[straw_hat]

.....my powers aren't miracles, what the hell are you talking about?

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

ShIt MaN yOu'Re NeVeR gOiNg To GeT aNyWhErE wItH aN aTtItUdE lIkE tHaT!
iS yOuR aSs NeW hErE?

[straw_hat]

What do ya mean "that kinda attitude"? I've just got my Gomu Gomu Fruits powers and haki. Those aren't miracles!

Yeah, I'm new.

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

ThAt ShIt SuRe SoUnDs LiKe SoMe MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS.

holy shit.....what is that icon.

[straw_hat]

....they're not. Stuff like that's kinda normal where I from.

The best icon :o)

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

MiRaClEs ArE cOmMoN eVeRyWhErE, mAn.
MoTHErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS.

it freaked me out at first, then I laughed.

[straw_hat]

Really? Didn't know that. [He makes them, usually.]

That's Gamzee for you xD

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

WhAt?
HoW tHe MoThErFuCk CaN yOu NoT bE pRiVvY tO tHe BiGgEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg SeCrEt LiFe HaS tO oFfEr Us?

think I'll enjoy this

[straw_hat]

--eh!? Are they really that great?

CR get! \o/

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

HeLl MoThErFuCkInG yEs ThEy ArE!
mIrAcLeS aRe WhAt'S gIvInG yOu ThE pOwErS tO fUcKiNg BrEaThE!
mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs Be EvErYtHiNg, MaN.

YES!

[straw_hat]

I thought we could breathe because we have lungs.

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

MiRaClEs GaVe Us LuNgS, mAn.

[straw_hat]

--I never thought about it that way!!!

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

MoSt PeOpLe DoN't, MaN!
bUt MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS, mAn.
ThEy Be In EvErY fUcKiNg PlAcE yOu CaN tHiNk Of.

[straw_hat]

Can one of 'em get me outa here?

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

YeAh MaN!
tOtAlLy!

[straw_hat]

Good, cause I have to get back now. So make one happen!

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

WhAt?
Oh.
NaW, mAn.
ThIs MoThErFuCkEr Is JuSt A hUmBlE mOtHeRfUcKiNg BeLiEvEr.
AiN't GoT sHiT oN mIrAcLeS.
hOnK!
bUt I'vE bEeN fEeLiNg OnE cOmInG tHiS wAy FoR sOmE tImE nOw.
It ShOuLd Be HeRe SoOn!
It'Ll ShOw Up AnD bE aLl LiKe,
SuP mOtHeRfUcKeRs HoP oN tHe MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe BuS!
gEt YoUr TiCkEtS sEt FoR dEsTiNaTiOn YoUr MoThErFuCkInG wOrLd!
ThEn We AlL gEt To Go BaCk AnD sEtTlE oUr OwN sHiT bAcK hOmE.
...
ThOuGh It'D bE nIcE iF tHe DeMoN ThAt'S fUcKiNg Up My UnIvErSe WaS gOnE wHeN tHiS bRoThEr GeTs BaCk.

[straw_hat]

Really!? Great! When'll it come?

--eh? What's wrong in your world?

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

I dUnNo MaN iT's BeEn LiKe A qUaRtEr SwEeP aLrEaDy So ThAt MoThErFuCkEr Is TaKiNg It'S tImE.
bUt ThAt JuSt MaKeS tHaT sHiT eVeN sWeEtEr WhEn It FiNaLly ArRiVeS!
hOnK!
oH,
aNd We WeRe PlAyInG sOmE gAmE tO sAvE oUr UnIvErSe AfTeR iT eNdEd Or SoMeThInG aNd We WoN eXcEpT sOmE cRaZy DeMoN tHiNg CaMe OuT oF nOwHeRe AnD sTaRtEd RoYaLlY fUcKiNg ThE sHiT oUt Of EvErYtHiNg So We EnDeD uP hIdInG oN sOmE tInY aStErOiD uNtIl ThE dEmOn StArTeD fInDiNg Us AnD kIlLiNg Us In OuR dReAmS aNd ShIt.

AnD tHeN wE eNdeD uP hErE!
mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE sAvEd OuR aSsEs.
UnLeSs ThE dEmOn FiNdS uS hErE.
tHeN wE'rE fUcKeD.
bUt UnTiL tHeN wE jUsT gEt To ChIlL aNd ShIt!
It'S pReTtY sWeEt, AcTuAlLy.

[straw_hat]

What's a "quarter sweep"?

--a game to save your universe!?! What the hell's up with that? And killing dreams!?

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

Oh RiGhT sOrRy MaN.
aLtErNiAn TiMe ShIt.
ThAt'S lIkE hAlF a HuMaN yEaR oR sOmE sHiT i ThInK.

aNd YeAh I tOtAlLy AgReE.
kIlLiNg MoThErFuCkErS iN tHeIr DrEaMs WaS tOtAlLy ChEaTiNg In ThIs HoNkEr'S oPiNiOn.
ThAt WaS lIkE oUr BrEaK tImE wHeRe We GoT tO fLy ArOuNd AnD sHiT lIkE ThAt.
So CoMiNg In AnD jUsT gUtTiNg OuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg SeLvEs WaSn'T cOoL.

hOnK.

...i WoNdEr If DeMoNs DrEaM.

[straw_hat]

Oooh, all right!

That's pretty damn messed up. Why didn't you just kick their asses?

....they might!