[001 - video, in spero]

[gomugomunowin]

[When the feed first switches on, it's at angle, coming from the ground. A rather angry teenager is shown, kicking pebbles around the empty streets. He looks around at the delapidated buildings around him, and huffs.]

What the hell's up with this stupid place?! I gotta get back to Fishman Island and kick Hordy's ass!

AND MY CREW'S NOT EVEN HERE, WHAT THE HELL'S UP WITH THAT!?!?!??! [In his anger, Luffy punches a nearby wall, leaving large cracks, and eventually crumbles. He pouts angrily before perking up.]

I know! I'll just take a look from one top of the buildings! [He bends forward, putting his arms behind him and grinning widely.]

YOSH!!!! Gomu Gomu no..........ROCKET! [He swings his arm in front of him, reaching for the top of a nearby building. But rather than having his arms shoot toward the roof, they didn't stretch at all, and instead fell flat on his face. He laid still for a few moments before jerking up, even angrier tha before.]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? WHY CAN'T I USE MY GOMU GOMU POWERS!?!?!?!??!

Comments

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

I dUnNo MaN iT's BeEn LiKe A qUaRtEr SwEeP aLrEaDy So ThAt MoThErFuCkEr Is TaKiNg It'S tImE.
bUt ThAt JuSt MaKeS tHaT sHiT eVeN sWeEtEr WhEn It FiNaLly ArRiVeS!
hOnK!
oH,
aNd We WeRe PlAyInG sOmE gAmE tO sAvE oUr UnIvErSe AfTeR iT eNdEd Or SoMeThInG aNd We WoN eXcEpT sOmE cRaZy DeMoN tHiNg CaMe OuT oF nOwHeRe AnD sTaRtEd RoYaLlY fUcKiNg ThE sHiT oUt Of EvErYtHiNg So We EnDeD uP hIdInG oN sOmE tInY aStErOiD uNtIl ThE dEmOn StArTeD fInDiNg Us AnD kIlLiNg Us In OuR dReAmS aNd ShIt.

AnD tHeN wE eNdeD uP hErE!
mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE sAvEd OuR aSsEs.
UnLeSs ThE dEmOn FiNdS uS hErE.
tHeN wE'rE fUcKeD.
bUt UnTiL tHeN wE jUsT gEt To ChIlL aNd ShIt!
It'S pReTtY sWeEt, AcTuAlLy.

[straw_hat]

What's a "quarter sweep"?

--a game to save your universe!?! What the hell's up with that? And killing dreams!?

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

Oh RiGhT sOrRy MaN.
aLtErNiAn TiMe ShIt.
ThAt'S lIkE hAlF a HuMaN yEaR oR sOmE sHiT i ThInK.

aNd YeAh I tOtAlLy AgReE.
kIlLiNg MoThErFuCkErS iN tHeIr DrEaMs WaS tOtAlLy ChEaTiNg In ThIs HoNkEr'S oPiNiOn.
ThAt WaS lIkE oUr BrEaK tImE wHeRe We GoT tO fLy ArOuNd AnD sHiT lIkE ThAt.
So CoMiNg In AnD jUsT gUtTiNg OuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg SeLvEs WaSn'T cOoL.

hOnK.

...i WoNdEr If DeMoNs DrEaM.

[straw_hat]

Oooh, all right!

That's pretty damn messed up. Why didn't you just kick their asses?

....they might!

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

ShIt JuSt WaSn'T iN tHe MoThErFuCkInG cArDs, MaN.
wE fUcKeD uP tHe BlAcK kInG wElL eNoUgH.
bUt ThIs DeMoN mOtHeRfUcKeR wAs JuSt StRaIgHt Up DeAd SeT oN cUtTiNg ThE uNiVeRsE iNtO lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKiNg BiTe SiZeD pEiCeS oR sOmE sHiT.

[straw_hat]

How the hell could he cut up the universe?

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

BeYoNd Me, MaN.
mOtHeRfUcKiNg SpAcE dEmOnS.
hOw Do ThEy WoRk?

[straw_hat]

I dunno........maybe you can ask him!

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

MaN i KnOw It Be MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS i DoN't WaNnA sEt Up LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoFfEe TaBlE iNtErViEw WiTh ThAt MoThErFuCkEr AnYtImE sOoN.

lIfE's StIlL wOrTh LiViNg AnD sHiT.

[straw_hat]

Well, kick his ass first. Then ask him.

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

LiKe,
TrOlL cOp StYlE?
tHaT sHiT mIgHt JuSt Be CrAzY eNoUgH tO wOrK!
iF oNlY tErEzI aNd SoLlUx WeRe HeRe...

[straw_hat]

"Troll cop style"?

And who're Terezi and Sollux?

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

YeAh MaN.
tRoLlS hAvE cOpS aNd ShIt ToO.
aNd TeReZi Is My SiStEr WhO iS aLl AbOUt LiKe
MoThErFuCkiNg JuStIcE aNd ShIt.
SoLlUx Is JuSt RoCkInG tHe MoThErFuCkInG rEdS aNd BlUeS lIkE a BoSs.
ThEy'D mAkE sUcH a GrEaT tRoLl CoP tEaM!
hOnK.

[straw_hat]

Cops.....oh, you mean like Marines?

I don't really get it, but I guess that's good.

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

YeAh MaN.
iT's PrEtTy ChIlL.
i BeT tHeY'lL sHoW uP sOmEtImE.
i'Ll MeEt ThEm To YoU aNd ShIt.

[straw_hat]

That'd be cool!