gomugomunowin: (But if we do it this way!)
[personal profile] gomugomunowin
[Hi Discedo. Today on the network, you have Luffy again. He has a serious look on his face, as though contemplating something. What a shock. He turns to the cameraa and speaks.]

Hey, I've got an important question.

[Wow, he looks serious. Obviously, this is something important.]

What does "seducing" mean? [..................or not.] I was talking with Japan about it, but I still don't get it. --ah, maybe I shouldn't have said that......

it just keeps going downhill

Date: 2011-09-04 06:40 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Happy Luffy)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Huh....okay! I get it now! [Thank GOD that's over.]

So how do you seduce someone? [....]

Date: 2011-09-04 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
((HE THOUGHT WEARING GLASSES WAS A GOOD DISGUISE IF THAT GIVES ANY IMAGES. AND DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ENGLAND UNTIL HIS ITALIAN HAIR CURL FELL OUT...))

I'm at war with his allies.

Date: 2011-09-04 06:42 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Wait why is that bending....)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
[AH, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.]

--eh!? Why!?!

[video]

Date: 2011-09-04 06:43 pm (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Japan and the rest of my family. We're countries, or they are. I'm not a proper country.

[video]

Date: 2011-09-04 06:45 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Hm....what?)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Oh, you're related to Japan?

A "proper country"?

Yup

Date: 2011-09-04 06:46 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (sideglance away)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Still doesn't believe him.]

Different people have different techniques. And it's different depending on who you're trying to seduce and into doing what.

Date: 2011-09-04 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com
T-that's- ah-- [ wait. ] Kiku-san did...?

[ long pause ]

...He never seemed like the sort who would corrupt someone in such a way...

/sighs

Date: 2011-09-04 06:51 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (But if we do it this way!)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
[H-he does kinda get it, though....]

Hmmmmm......how about it I was trying to get someone to give me meat?

Date: 2011-09-04 06:52 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Hm....what?)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
....who's Kiku-san?

Date: 2011-09-04 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com
Ah, I apologize for not explaining. That would be what I call the one you referred to as Japan.

Date: 2011-09-04 06:54 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Mhm I completely understand)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Oh, okay.

And I don't think he was the one seducing someone.

OTL

Date: 2011-09-04 06:55 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (Keep talking)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Shocking.]

[And Marco legitimately pauses to think this over for a bit.]


You wouldn't be seducing them. And if you used that term when you just wanted meat, they'd think you wanted a different kind of sex, not food.

Date: 2011-09-04 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com
Certainly, it's rather difficult to imagine him doing such a thing. Though... [ pause ] Anyways, what I spoke of was the fact that he introduced the concept to someone who was previously unfamiliar with it. Surely that is the corruption of a pure and innocent mind.

SO MUCH

Date: 2011-09-04 07:00 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Mhm I completely understand)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
[Isn't it.]

Hmm...okay! So I can't use it when I want food. So what can I use it for?

Date: 2011-09-04 07:09 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (But if we do it this way!)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
But I don't know what it means! How is it corrupting me?

akljdaskljd

Date: 2011-09-04 07:10 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (looking away purple)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
I honestly don't think you can Luffy. It's just not your style. You'll have to leave it up to Sanji.

[video]

Date: 2011-09-04 07:10 pm (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Yeah, we're related.

I'm not a country, I'm a "special administrative region." [ Wah, his mouthful of a title. ]

Marco would be the best sex ed teacher ever

Date: 2011-09-04 07:12 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH!)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Eh!? Sanji can do it, but I can't!?! That's not fair!

Marco, you gotta teach me how to seduce someone! [AND HE IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, WHAT THE HELL.]

[video]

Date: 2011-09-04 07:14 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Wait.....huh?)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Are you his brother?

....a special what??? [Which Luffy doesn't understand.]

Date: 2011-09-04 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com
It is not the Japanese way.

/SOBBING FOREVER

Date: 2011-09-04 07:18 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (outlook not good)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Luffy, if Ace is likely to kill me just for having this conversation can you even think of what he'd do if I tried to teach you that?! Because... really I can't. And I don't even want to think of what Nami would do to me for it.

Besides... that's not something that can get taught.

Date: 2011-09-04 07:18 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH!)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
But if Ace is gonna be mad, he might kick your ass!

PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

Date: 2011-09-04 07:23 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (A rare serious moment)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Is it that bad!? And Nami's not here!

Why can't you teach it?

Date: 2011-09-04 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com
S-surely I can handle it! We are nakama, so he would not be too harsh... right?!

Date: 2011-09-04 07:24 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Wait why is that bending....)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
.........he's reeeeally strong.

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