gomugomunowin: (But if we do it this way!)
[personal profile] gomugomunowin
[Hi Discedo. Today on the network, you have Luffy again. He has a serious look on his face, as though contemplating something. What a shock. He turns to the cameraa and speaks.]

Hey, I've got an important question.

[Wow, he looks serious. Obviously, this is something important.]

What does "seducing" mean? [..................or not.] I was talking with Japan about it, but I still don't get it. --ah, maybe I shouldn't have said that......

Date: 2011-09-04 07:04 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (looking away purple)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
I -- That is... well... you see...

[Congratulations Luffy he's at a loss for words.]

Yes.

Date: 2011-09-04 07:09 am (UTC)
straw_hat: (But if we do it this way!)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
What's "sexual intercourse" mean?

[.....I'm just gonna be over there not being a part of this, okay.]

1/2

Date: 2011-09-04 07:15 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (outlook not good)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Oh. God. No. WHY. WHYYYYY. He had to explain sex without buckets to the trolls, isn't that enough punishment?]

Ahhh... I once called dibs on never having to explain that to you. And Ace said none of us were allowed to except him.

[BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. Ace is going to kill him the minute he sees ANY of this anyway. Sooooo.]

It's when... [Wow. And every single attempt to explain it in a not-horrible way went through his brain. Complete with what might happen with it.]

2/3 I lied

Date: 2011-09-04 07:18 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (*facepalm*)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
For some people... it's how reproduction happens. That's when parents have kids. Offspring.

For ah others... it's just for fun. If you know what you're doing and you like the person that much.

done

Date: 2011-09-04 07:23 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (Something on your mind?)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
It's something people do to kill time between adventures, but it can sometimes be a trap to lead you astray from continuing on your intended dreams and goals, so that is how I'm corrupting Japan... so I could steal him as a country, and as a pirate invade his ports.

I have no regrets.

[He's practically ready to let Ace kill him now anyway to just put him out of his misery... so fuck it.]
straw_hat: (Mhm I completely understand)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Huh.........I don't think I really get it. But I guess that's good!

[Is this a good thing or a bad thing.......or a very bad thing.]

XDDD

Date: 2011-09-04 07:41 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (uncertain)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[You know what Luffy? If you weren't the cutest little brother in the world other than maybe Chopper, he'd kind of hate you right now. Instead... he's just wondering why he put himself through all that.]

Are you sure?

8DDDD

Date: 2011-09-04 07:44 am (UTC)
straw_hat: (Happy Luffy)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Yeah! You're doing something fun with someone you like, right? I just didn't get the "invade the ports" part.

/sobs

Date: 2011-09-04 07:49 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (deadpan forever)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[THIS FACE FOREVER :| AND EVER :|]

He's an island country. As a pirate I feel it's my solemn duty to take fullest advantage of that with Ace's help.

[Oh God. Just.... shut up Marco.]

And as a Whitebeard pirate I'll protect the ports from all other invaders.

/is just dying

Date: 2011-09-04 07:54 am (UTC)
straw_hat: (Doesn't get any happier than that)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
[8DDDDDDDD]

So it is good then! You're protecting him! [LUFFY......NO, HE'S.........screw it, why is this not d_m.]

OTL

Date: 2011-09-04 07:59 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (thinking)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Yes.

But it's not the same way I protect the rest of my nakama. So don't confuse it for that. It's a corruption, make no mistake.

[And he says it so blase...]

but it's so beautiful.......

Date: 2011-09-04 08:01 am (UTC)
straw_hat: (Wait.....huh?)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
....eh? It is? [Don't ask, don't ask, don't ask, don't ask...]

How? [....fuck.]

orz orz orz

Date: 2011-09-04 08:08 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (you found me)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
You don't have sex with everyone you protect. Or try to. And you definitely don't have sex with family.

[... Certain exceptions regarding what your idea of family is; countries, and certain animal species aside.]

Also I'd kill anyone who tried to corrupt Haruta. I guess trying to seduce her I could live with because it'd be her choice, but you're not seducing anyone you protect because you aren't trying to corrupt them or ask them out on a date.

....okay not beautiful, but damn hilarious.

Date: 2011-09-04 08:19 am (UTC)
straw_hat: (But if we do it this way!)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
[He looks completely confused here.]

What's "sex"?

/sobs FOREVER

Date: 2011-09-04 06:29 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
That thing people do to have offspring, and sometimes just for fun.

/sobs with oh god why

Date: 2011-09-04 06:33 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Mhm I completely understand)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
So it's something just for friends, not family?

Same with seducing?

idefk orz

Date: 2011-09-04 06:37 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (*facepalm*)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Yes. Kind of... You could try to seduce someone into doing something they don't want to, but it doesn't work on family and since it's that whole "corrupting" thing you wouldn't want to.

it just keeps going downhill

Date: 2011-09-04 06:40 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Happy Luffy)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Huh....okay! I get it now! [Thank GOD that's over.]

So how do you seduce someone? [....]

Yup

Date: 2011-09-04 06:46 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (sideglance away)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Still doesn't believe him.]

Different people have different techniques. And it's different depending on who you're trying to seduce and into doing what.

/sighs

Date: 2011-09-04 06:51 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (But if we do it this way!)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
[H-he does kinda get it, though....]

Hmmmmm......how about it I was trying to get someone to give me meat?

OTL

Date: 2011-09-04 06:55 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (Keep talking)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Shocking.]

[And Marco legitimately pauses to think this over for a bit.]


You wouldn't be seducing them. And if you used that term when you just wanted meat, they'd think you wanted a different kind of sex, not food.

SO MUCH

Date: 2011-09-04 07:00 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (Mhm I completely understand)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
[Isn't it.]

Hmm...okay! So I can't use it when I want food. So what can I use it for?

akljdaskljd

Date: 2011-09-04 07:10 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (looking away purple)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
I honestly don't think you can Luffy. It's just not your style. You'll have to leave it up to Sanji.

Marco would be the best sex ed teacher ever

Date: 2011-09-04 07:12 pm (UTC)
straw_hat: (BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH!)
From: [personal profile] straw_hat
Eh!? Sanji can do it, but I can't!?! That's not fair!

Marco, you gotta teach me how to seduce someone! [AND HE IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, WHAT THE HELL.]

/SOBBING FOREVER

Date: 2011-09-04 07:18 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (outlook not good)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Luffy, if Ace is likely to kill me just for having this conversation can you even think of what he'd do if I tried to teach you that?! Because... really I can't. And I don't even want to think of what Nami would do to me for it.

Besides... that's not something that can get taught.

PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

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:3

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I COULDN'T BREATHE WHEN I SAW THAT

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/headdesk

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idefk anymore

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Ditto, ditto times a million

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yes. so much.

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laksjdlaisdjiw

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/keymashes everywhere

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orz orz orz

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all of this.

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alksdjalksdj

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/is grinning like the devil over here

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fiiiend

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yeeeeees

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orz

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>:D

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O:)

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