[Michelangelo's video feed blasts through almost as soon as he hears Luffy's scream. He'd been through his own little hell and it was nothing like this. If he'd seen all of his friends as opposed to just his father, he would have probably gone mad. All he can do is shout into his communicator, hoping to be heard by the plucky friend he'd met a few days back.]

Luffy. Luffy!

It's Michelangelo! Listen to me, Luffy! I know it's hard---I know it's disgusting and horrible---but it's NOT. REAL.

Listen to me, Luffy! As real as it seems, it's not! I promise you! It happened to me too!